Wilderness survival is for the wilderness

3 08 2014

A common misconception among tough guys seems to be that if the world ends, they think they will be able to live off the land near a populated area.

Dead wrong. Emphasis on the word dead.

In the LA/OC area there are about 13 million people. If the SHTF, they will all be looking for food and water, it will be a blood bath of competition. There’s no way the land can support even 1/10th of the amount of people who will be displaced.

The amount of food stored in LA/OC without trucks/trains/planes constantly rolling in is about five days worth, according to Collapse. Assuming half  the people are wiped out and none of the food is damaged, that’s 10 days. Say you can ration about 50% and we add in food not normally counted in the food supply (emergency stored food etc), and maybe the remaining population would last a month. Maybe.

Best strategy for a regional disaster? Get out of the region! But whatever you do, definitely don’t assume you can use wilderness survival skills to last very long when there are millions of people roaming the countryside.

Today I saved a life

22 07 2014

And all it cost my friend is a beer. 5 bucks for a life, not a bad deal. You may be wondering what I did to save my friend’s life; did I pull him from a fire? No. Did I stop a gunman from shooting him? No.

I fixed the front brakes on his bicycle.

The front brakes on a bicycle account for about 80% of maximum braking power. That’s a huge difference in stopping power if your front brakes are out! Can you imagine riding down a hill and having a stoplight change from green to red on you? Not a pretty picture. So yes, today I saved a life, zero cost for me except a few minutes.

If you didn’t have to work, what would you do?

10 06 2014

The most common question I get when I tell people I want to “retire” young (aka be financially independent, which is having enough money that I can live without working) is, wow, what would you do?

I find it sad that most people can’t think of a life without work. That being said, it’s not like i have a plan, all I really need to know is I don’t want to be stuck in an office (or anywhere else) answering to someone else. So I decided to make a list of some things I could do, here it is:

  1. Sail around the world

  2. Master a skill (this is definitely it’s own list)

  3. Try to get on TV

  4. Go back to school and start another career for fun

  5. Volunteer

  6. Be a nanny for my family that have kids

  7. Help friends with odds and ends

  8. Buy and/or finance a food truck

  9. Write a book

  10. Spend a lot more time with family and friends

  11. Work a menial job for exercise and some fun money

  12. Become a teacher (Community college probably)

  13. Be a total couch potato

  14. Become a chef

  15. Become a life coach

  16. Make more money and donate it

  17. Become a researcher

  18. Catalog my family tree and maybe record some stories from each family member

  19. Learn to hunt

  20. Learn to live off the land

  21. Mine for gold

  22. Study the art of pickup

  23. Become a snowboard instructor

  24. Develop apps

  25. Become an executive assistant to someone awesome

  26. Learn to brew beer

  27. Learn to cook ramen in Japan

  28. Learn another language

  29. Enter politics

  30. Bike across the country

  31. Learn the art of the sword

  32. Become a pilot

  33. Learn to wingsuit

  34. Wake up at noon everyday

  35. Become a personal trainer

  36. Workout hardcore and be able to do feats of strength (like a 1 arm pullup)

Alright, that was tough! I can probably think of more but it’s about time for me to go to sleep. What’s interesting is a lot of these can be accomplished now and that most are about who I am, not buying things (but I already knew I’m that type of person).

Emergency Funds are for Liabilities

13 05 2014

The general advice for an emergency fund is that it should be enough to live for six months.  For me that’s 9000$ with my current budget. I recently started separating my money differently. I now put cash intended for investing in 10,000$ batches in a separate savings account and was wondering if I should create one for an emergency fund. After giving it some thought, I realized I didn’t want 9000$ sitting around earning almost nothing and that the general emergency fund advice is wrong so there really is no need for me to.

After thinking a bit I have determined that for me, an emergency fund really only needs to cover one thing: losing my job. To come to this conclusion I asked myself two questions:

  1. Are there any other emergencies that would require an emergency fund?
  2. If I lose my job, what in my budget do I really need and what do I not need?

Let’s start with number one. What about a non job loss emergency, for example car breaks down. The answer is simple for someone following the principles of Early Retirement Extreme, the money I save on every paycheck from my job to invest can go towards that emergency instead of toward investing.  Since I save more than 50% of every paycheck, this is quite a lot of money and can cover any emergency I can think of that wouldn’t be covered by insurance.

Now for number two, what do I really need in my budget if I lost my job? To stay alive, I would really only need food money. I already don’t have a cellphone bill, a car payment, a mortgage, etc. If I lost my job, I’d have no reason to stay where I am since I’m here for my job.  I could rent out my room and then move back in with my parents, or baby sit for relatives and mooch a guest room, or couch surf with friends, etc.

So, all I really need is food money!  Someone very frugal could live off of 100$/month, but I’m more in the 250$ to 300$ range. That means my emergency fund only needs to be 1800$. That’s less than I keep in my checking account to make sure I have enough for auto rent/credit card payments, so there’s really no need for me to maintain a separate emergency fund.

Put simply, if you save a large amount of your paychecks, your emergency fund only needs to be as large at 6 months of your emergency budget, which is your budget minus everything you can cancel quickly.  If you can’t cancel your cell phone bill, car payment, mortgage payment, etc, you’re going need to have a lot more. If you can live in a tent and hunt for food, you don’t need anything.

The true cost of a cellphone

8 05 2014

18000$invested. 24000$ to be safe.  I just looked up the price of an iPhone plan on ATT and the cheapest one was 60$ a month. Ignoring upgrades to new phones, taxes, and fees, you would need 18,000$ invested returning 4% after inflation to pay for that invested (using the rule of 300, 24,000 is more conservative using the rule of 400).  After capital gains tax, taxes/fees on the plan, you’re probably looking at closer to 25,000$ invested to pay for that minimal cell phone plan (unlimited talk/text, lowest data at 300 MB).  I don’t know about you, but to save that much money for me would take at least a year of working.  Speaking for myself, a cool cell phone is not worth one year of 2o’s.


Just as a note, I write dollar signs after numbers, because we say in English “five dollars”, not “dollar five”, so why not write 5$ instead of $5? Logically we should write dates 20140508, it self organizes on computers and makes the most sense for comparing dates (comparing May 5th, 1776 to May 5th, 2014 shows the same first two numbers despite a large difference in date which is is worlds apart from comparing May 6th 2014 to May 5th, 2014, showing a one day difference in the sameyear). However, in the US we say “May 8th, 2014″ which is why I believe we tend to write it in this manner. As an interesting side bar, many other countries write “8-5-2014″ to indicate the 8th of May, 2014.  When signing documents I now tend to write the month by name to avoid confusion.